I deserve bearsex.  Anyone?

bearsboozebass:

People:

Tim Tebow

Hugh Jackman (esp. as Wolverine)

Jason Statham

Football players (this is basically a free pass)

Wrestlers

Construction workers

Bears

Cubs

Hairy men

Chubby men

Average-penised men

Large-ballsacked men

Average-faced men

Dumb men

Small-statured, badass women

Stuff:

Football.  Anything related.

Soft penises

One person forced to be nude while everyone else is clothed

Naked dude still wearing shoes or gloves (or something)

Handjobs (giving, getting, and pictures of)

Watching dudes just walk around naked or in underwear

Rear view, shot of ass and dangling balls

Genitals being held/fondled by another person

Doing guys who have never been with another guy before

Dogtags

Chinstrap beards

TheGuySite.com

It’s just better.

They work SO HARD to have not-good sex with AWFUL PEOPLE.

AHH FOOTBALL!

This man speaks the truth.

The hell is this?

HORY SHET!

I am afraid and turned on.

Claypool’s bass