But they better be bears
I just have this rare psychological disorder in which I cannot properly distinguish televised football games from porn.
Morning wood more like Morning tree
MY GOD THIS!
I absolutely HATE having an 8” dick. I would LOVE to be smaller. Too much penis envy with people I’m with and way too many awkward boner problems when in public and wearing skinny jeans.
Big cocks are lame and I don’t like having one.
I like thickness, but excessive length is just…excessive.
Just gonna go ahead and say it
1. I knew this was gonna happen eventually
2. He could tackle me any day of any week of any year. Actually now. Just make it now.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, husband.
in honor of National Coming Out day I finally told my parents that they’re gay