Acutely Aware
Repostan my sexual like-list!

bearsboozebass:

People:

Tim Tebow

Hugh Jackman (esp. as Wolverine)

Jason Statham

Football players (this is basically a free pass)

Wrestlers

Construction workers

Bears

Cubs

Hairy men

Chubby men

Average-penised men

Large-ballsacked men

Average-faced men

Dumb men

Small-statured, badass women

Stuff:

Football.  Anything related.

Soft penises

One person forced to be nude while everyone else is clothed

Naked dude still wearing shoes or gloves (or something)

Handjobs (giving, getting, and pictures of)

Watching dudes just walk around naked or in underwear

Rear view, shot of ass and dangling balls

Genitals being held/fondled by another person

Doing guys who have never been with another guy before

Dogtags

Chinstrap beards

TheGuySite.com

Man I could really use something shoved into me right now
To honor the new year, I thought I’d post my list of things I like sexually. Even though that’s totally unrelated.

People:

Tim Tebow

Hugh Jackman (esp. as Wolverine)

Jason Statham

Football players (this is basically a free pass)

Wrestlers

Construction workers

Bears

Cubs

Hairy men

Chubby men

Average-penised men

Large-ballsacked men

Average-faced men

Dumb men

Small-statured, badass women

Stuff:

Football.  Anything related.

Soft penises

One person forced to be nude while everyone else is clothed

Naked dude still wearing shoes or gloves (or something)

Handjobs (giving, getting, and pictures of)

Watching dudes just walk around naked or in underwear

Rear view, shot of ass and dangling balls

Genitals being held/fondled by another person

Doing guys who have never been with another guy before

Dogtags

Chinstrap beards

TheGuySite.com

And now it’s time for “Holy shit dude, in the history of the world there has never been more too-much-information in one place”.

So I was just sitting here thinking “Damn now that I’m away from my boyfriend and I’m not going to B-Dubs every other day, my asshole is finally getting a frickin break.”

And for some reason I thought this should be shared with you, my lucky followers.

You are welcome.

No Dick of the Day this time.  I’ve had my share today…

Right now Napalm Death and Guinness hits the spot so much.