And it makes me smile so hard
Sometimes I wonder what percentage of the world population’s penises I have seen on Tumblr.
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when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
and they say gay marriage is unnatural
on the bright side neither of them will procreate and their lunacy won’t have a chance to be passed on to future generations.
you two stay nice and abstinent!
um has anyone read the last two sentences because
omg I need need need this most gayest of excellent shirts.
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Is Tommy Wiseau blind? I love Gregs reaction.
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
what i learned in college
- teachers don’t give a fuck about being your friend
- “cool” is only subjective to your major
- you’ll find yourself writing random things on almost all your homework assignments and have a 50% chance of getting most points because the teacher/TA doesn’t give a fuck either
- all food is edible, but you’ll still get tired of it by the second week
- you have to care somewhat ‘cause you’re paying $18K a year to be there
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